smartass Christmas & holiday info

To receive your smartass in the week beginning 24th December,
please place your order before midday Friday 21st December.
Any orders after this time will be received in the week beginning 7th January.

We'll be putting our feet up from the 22nd December until the 2nd January, back on 3rd January.
So, if you have a smartass Subscription over this period, you will have been contacted!

After this period our normal shipping dates will resume as per below

We offer nationwide delivery within 2 working days.
$5 Per Carton - Nationwide. 
Free Freight on orders of three or more cartons.